Triple Baka Minus Two. ;)
An anime nerd, a love for video games, and an unhealthy obsession with books? All of that = Triple Baka....Minus Two. I LIKE QUESTIONS. :) hint. hint.
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karategirl666:

toboldlystop:

the fact that lee pace can play him

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and him

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and him

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continues to boggle my mind daily.

You forgot one…

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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment


—(via theoutsiders)

shizuochanx3:

I don’t understand why looking at pictures of animated characters being couples brings me so much joy

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

rejected3:

 anon anon … (¬‿¬)

bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

missdewitts:

pro tip: do NOT think about your otp having their first christmas together bc u will explode from cute feels

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Tumblr Posts Photoset #1

Want to see more country photosets?

British Photoset #2

Canadian Photoset #3

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idontknowbutitsbjutifl:

Sad boyfriend? Make a poop joke!
Boyfriend really really sad?
DICK JOKE WORKS EVERY TIME

So, basically, modern AU where they remember their past life and Erwin gets into a car accident/something and loses his arm. Again.

Working on part 2 with Hanji~

Also this might be partly Aileine’s fault

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

THM.